Breaking News!
The HipsterTaint blog can reveal that, Senator Ted Cruz
wears dirty underwear.
This is because, Ted’s underwear were seen by one of my
reporters.
Voters beware!
Ted revealed exclusively to HipsterTaint, "So what if wear
dirty underwear, their mine & it’s my life."
It seems to me Ted Cruz doesn’t want to spend any money on new
underwear,
so we are urging voters to sign the petition urging Ted to wash his
dirty underwear. After reading this we urge underwear manufacturers to come
forward and donate some pairs!
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