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Tuesday, December 16, 2014

CNN: Wolf Blitzer Is A Pornstar!

Exclusive News! 

Hipster Taint can officially reveal that, Blitzer is a soft-core pornstar. 


Wolf Blitzer has been seen by millions of rump spanking aficionados in more than 800 porn movies. He lives off of his 


CNN Situation Room 


money, but he’s squirreled away all of his porn money for retirement!

Wolf revealed exclusively to HipsterTaint, "Ok, I didn’t want anyone to find out I get spanked and tickled for money, but now that it’s out I won’t deny it. I am a pornstar! I’m often befuddled on air (CNN), but I’m in my element in the boudoir with my 


undies around my ankles and a tickle feather 

where the sun don’t shine!!! I’m great in bed & the money’s...”

www.HipsterTaint.blogspot.com is trilled to get this exclusive interview with Wolf Blitzer, we scooped everyone… 

TMZ, US Weekly, OK Insider (no pun intended), and The Wall Street Journal!




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