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Sweat Equity: I'm an Artist

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7 Days Without Pizza Makes Me Weak

I'm an Evil Tory Bigot

I'm a weak speller!

Is This A Date or A Booty Call?

Two people of the opposite gender 

can’t rendezvous after 8 p.m.? 

It’s automatically a date?

CNN: Wolf Blitzer Is A Pornstar!

Exclusive News! 

Hipster Taint can officially reveal that, Blitzer is a soft-core pornstar. 

Wolf Blitzer has been seen by millions of rump spanking aficionados in more than 800 porn movies. He lives off of his 

CNN Situation Room 

money, but he’s squirreled away all of his porn money for retirement!

Wolf revealed exclusively to HipsterTaint, "Ok, I didn’t want anyone to find out I get spanked and tickled for money, but now that it’s out I won’t deny it. I am a pornstar! I’m often befuddled on air (CNN), but I’m in my element in the boudoir with my 

undies around my ankles and a tickle feather 

where the sun don’t shine!!! I’m great in bed & the money’s...”

www.HipsterTaint.blogspot.com is trilled to get this exclusive interview with Wolf Blitzer, we scooped everyone… 

TMZ, US Weekly, OK Insider (no pun intended), and The Wall Street Journal!

How to Purchase 30 Million in Commodites

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Who Shoots Their Finger Off

Ridiculous!

Art Blogger: Posts are my artwork

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How to Get Your Dream Job as A Graphic Designer?

What should your art portfolio contain:

The best samples of your graphic design artwork & Fresh Ideas!

1. Ignore the jerks. You love your artwork persuade potential bosses and co-workers by impressing them with killer shit.

2. Your work doesn't speak for itself. I've been humbled by this reality many times. Always be cognizant of the the fact that you need to articulate how your contributions/work can make money for "the company"  

3. How the hell do you Network: There are tons of books on this networking conundrum.... You actually have to "figure it out " for yourself. Who do you know that can/will hire you? Probably no one. Join some groups/clubs: First you'll say, I don't have time for that. Make time - you're an artist, a creative person, apply that right-brain to your hiring dilemma!

4. A college education is the minimum level of education hiring persons expect of job candidates. This is true and this is bullshit. Set aside patronage, cronyism, & nepotism: You've walked into a businesses lobby and come face-to-face with people who work there.... many of them aren't qualified. 

When you look at a job posting

know

everything listed there, is what the company would love in a candidate, not what they're willing to pay for/settle for. In their wildest dreams they'd get all that in an applicant. They will settle for far less because

"Hiring is always a last result."

5. There are gaps in my resume: Maybe, but you've likely been making new works, learning new software programs, watching and creating tutorials that enhance your knowledge and experience, and you've certainly been checking out your contemporaries work online!

Hiring managers know damn well people have gaps in their resumes.

You can bullshit them or think about and be able to explain what productive things you were "doing" since you weren't working.

I'm a Graphic Designer:

It took time for me to learn how to make art.

I'm a Graphic Designer:

I work alone.

I work collaboratively.

My work is never finished, but I meet all my deadlines. 

I'm a Graphic Designer:

My dream job is to get paid to design!

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Climate Change is Man-Made: Who Cares About the Environment, Vote 2014

It's not too late!

 

 



4 Self Portraits that will make you green with envy!

I was watching, marathon style, the TV show

 

The Bridge on FX !

 

Great Show - had to post these Selfies....

 

The show is great, I love Marco, Fausto, Eleanor, and the CIA guy

 

(he has to die).